There’s a higher than usual percentage of “not posted on FB” memes in this bunch.
Feel like they spent the last year in an unsupervised Milgram experiment?
trying to learn a new to me weave, and flub it rather drastically
And as I’m sitting there contemplating that flub, my husband leans over my shoulder and says “I bet you could put a D20 in that…..”
Turns out I can repeat said flub too
I did eventually manage to make the weave I was trying for at least….
*crossing fingers* I THINK my computer is working again…..
I’m still arguing with a dead computer, but this one made me giggle way to hard….
1: says he got my email from a mailing list, except, that email is never used on mailing lists
2: then proceeds to make it clear he actually did look at my site
3: “you TOTALLY want to link to my site right? Your readers will LUV this topic thats COMPLETELY unrelated to anything you’ve ever posted about!”
4: “my mommy says I’m the best and I know you’ll agree if you’d just click through my spam link so I can get clicks!!”
5: random reference to “wife’s dressing room”
6: “if you share my link on your blog you’ll be like a hero or something!”
7: really dumbly fake foreign sounding name
8: sends repeated emails each trying a different version of the tactic, cause obviously I’ll change my mind THIS time