We all got pwned.

Hmmmm, I can think of some uses for that…..

I know where that facility is!

If you can’t come up with time to put your kid to bed, why do you have kids?

Counter protest.

Wonder how many chases will have the excuse “but I didn’t think he was a REAL cop??”

Why yes, I trust the TSA to do their jobs perfectly?  Why do you ask??

This is why you do not prank a gun owner.

Might want to think twice about that scrap you just stole….

Stay away from my food dammit!!