Pope who?

If you’re gonna bury your wife in the backyard, don’t ever move away.

Guide dog calls cops on intruder.

Nobody to superhero.

He’s cool looking.

If you’re going to send pictures of your privates, make sure she’s not law-enforcement first.

That would have been unpleasant!

A new jar lid for canners, or for people who like to use glass jars for storage.